You Can't Stop What's Coming: Service in a Foreign Tongue
The cast of Duck Season wants to go to the awards show.
But one of them has to apartment-sit.
Careers According to World Cinema:
Bucharest
Professional Primetime Revolutionary History Pundit
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“How can your opinion be right when it’s completely wrong?!”
Romania
Cosmetic Mafia
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“Only the market has to be black. You can wear whatever.”
China
Official Umbrella
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“My people make it work.”
Spain
Domestic Goddess
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“She, meaning me, is seriously worth having.”
Hollywood
Winona Ryder’s Parole Officer
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“Let the ‘only a dummy would have that job in mind’ jokes begin!”
France
Secret Service Escort
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“It was kinder when we were called ‘muses.’”
America
Cigarette Emissions Tester
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“I’m more hazardous to your health.”
Britain
Royal Wig Collection Model
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“Get me to the axe; get me to the axe on time!”
New York
Donation Drive Diva
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“Because protecting you from bad movies is always a worthy cause.”
And That's That.
Shucks!