Joseph, not looking at the date, couldn't believe his name was not in any winners list.
And he was already dressed for accepting!
When Preparing For Awards, Always Ask Your Co-Stars:
John Lithgow speaking for French Stewart, Kirsten Johnson, and Jane Curtain
from
3rd Rock from the Sun:
“Never forget to mention the influence people you had your first acting gigs with had on you.
They need to work too!”
Topher Grace
from
That 70’s Show:
“Dude, remember, you’re playing yourself this time!”
Jacqueline Bisset
from
Latter Days:
“It’s always good to stop postponing that medical examination just in time.
Who knows how many tears you can mine out of it as a result, right?”
Elisabeth Shue
from
Mysterious Skin:
“Winning awards is all part of the big party but don’t forget you can always come home when you’ve upset somebody.”
Matt O’Leary
from
Brick:
“I give you warning: It’s never status quo at the awards show…”
Laura San Giacomo
from
Havoc:
“Rehearsal: Concentrate calmly and recite your acceptance speech with poise.
The sound of champagne settling in crystal always helps me focus.”
Macy Gray
from
Shadowboxer:
“Do not indulge in your girlfriend’s chocolate and drinks the night before.
You never know what’s been slipped in and you might never wake up!”
Jeff Daniels
from
The Lookout:
“Snap your fingers while counting how many steps it takes to get from your seat to the podium the day before.
Falling down is hard!
Remembering to get up is harder!”
And That's That
UGH! So much to remember. And I just turned 27 yesterday!