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Oct 24, 2006 19:18

I command you to sing this with a death metal german accent.

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desert_woman October 25 2006, 01:21:46 UTC

I feel loved.

spinnekunigin October 25 2006, 01:27:10 UTC

You're Jesus??!!! I thought you were Hitler.

......holy shit. I...don't even know what to say. To this.

And wow. I am going to smoke 5 packs of cigarettes an hour until I develop a gravelly Mr. Till voice and then I am going to find a death metal band and sing that and be famous and go to Heaven. Because holy shit. Anyone who did that would earn an automatic seat at the right hand of GOD.

No I'm not! desert_woman October 25 2006, 01:37:35 UTC

How in heaven's name did you get that I was Jesus from THAT??!!

Re: No I'm not! spinnekunigin October 25 2006, 01:47:33 UTC

Well, you're not a kid, so Jesus doesn't love you. Therefore, you could only feel loved if you were Jesus and someone wrote a nice song about you. So you're Jesus. Hitler Jesus. Except I think that means you have to kill yourself. But that's bad. Except Jesus doesn't believe in killing anyone, even yourself. So that's ok. You're just conflicted and full of rage.

Re: No I'm not! desert_woman October 25 2006, 01:56:30 UTC

... No. You didn't. I KNOW you didn't. I completely imagined this comment. I have one twisted mind.

spinnekunigin October 25 2006, 02:02:20 UTC

Well of COURSE you have a twisted mind. You're Hitler Jesus!!

Seriously. That's like if God and Satan had sex...

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Oh hamburgers.... desert_woman October 25 2006, 02:10:39 UTC

*blinkblink*

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I don't think I have been this horrified SINCE the strawberries comment.....

I really have nothing to say.

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