The Many Uses of Urban Dictionary
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Jenni
A Jenni is what you call it when your dancing at a rave, start makeing out with your friend and later realize it was actually someone you've never met before.
Gilbert: So who were u just kissing on the dance floor?
Sally: What do u mean? I was kissing you..?
Gilbert: No. I left to go get water..
Sally: Crap! I pulled a jenni....
2) Your age?
26
A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six
"Hey man, you think a two-six will work?"
3) One of your friends.
Julia
a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
- Julia roberts
- julia stiles
- julia meyerhoff
- julia schneiderman
- julia ormond
- julia de burgos
4) What should you be doing?
Job hunting
The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.
Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.
5) Favorite color?
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace?
Winston-Salem
City of about 150,000 in West-Central North Carolina. It started as a tobacco town, and is the home or R.J. Reynolds Tobacco--makers of Camel, Winston and Salem cigarettes. Also famous for being the home of Wake Forest University and North Carolina School of the Arts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts also started here about 70 years ago.
The home to one of two surviving Moravian communities in the country, and the Old Salem historical district is literally a 18th-Century town in the middle of the city.
Still very much a small southern town; city government has a fear of expansion and growth, and the "good old boys" still run things.
"I am going to Winston-Salem to buy some doughnuts and cigarettes."
7) Month of your birthday?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
8) Who do you love?
Amy
to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.
she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)
9) Your best friend
Jennifer
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a jennifer.
10) Pet's name?
Louie
A slang word used in north london for weed/cannabis in general.
There are also different meanings for different amounts.
2G = 2grams or £15 worth
Dragon/Henry = 2.7grams or £20 worth
Q or Queen = 5.4grams or £40 worth
Ertun: Oi Tom! You got that weed!?
Tom: stfu n00b!!
Ertun: Oh shit I mean... Do you have the louie?
Tom: Yea man... phew my mum almost heard
Ertun: ??? *pulls put a gat and starts to cap Tom*
1) Your name?
Jenni
A Jenni is what you call it when your dancing at a rave, start makeing out with your friend and later realize it was actually someone you've never met before.
Gilbert: So who were u just kissing on the dance floor?
Sally: What do u mean? I was kissing you..?
Gilbert: No. I left to go get water..
Sally: Crap! I pulled a jenni....
2) Your age?
26
A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six
"Hey man, you think a two-six will work?"
3) One of your friends.
Julia
a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
- Julia roberts
- julia stiles
- julia meyerhoff
- julia schneiderman
- julia ormond
- julia de burgos
4) What should you be doing?
Job hunting
The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.
Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.
5) Favorite color?
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace?
Winston-Salem
City of about 150,000 in West-Central North Carolina. It started as a tobacco town, and is the home or R.J. Reynolds Tobacco--makers of Camel, Winston and Salem cigarettes. Also famous for being the home of Wake Forest University and North Carolina School of the Arts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts also started here about 70 years ago.
The home to one of two surviving Moravian communities in the country, and the Old Salem historical district is literally a 18th-Century town in the middle of the city.
Still very much a small southern town; city government has a fear of expansion and growth, and the "good old boys" still run things.
"I am going to Winston-Salem to buy some doughnuts and cigarettes."
7) Month of your birthday?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
8) Who do you love?
Amy
to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.
she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)
9) Your best friend
Jennifer
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a jennifer.
10) Pet's name?
Louie
A slang word used in north london for weed/cannabis in general.
There are also different meanings for different amounts.
2G = 2grams or £15 worth
Dragon/Henry = 2.7grams or £20 worth
Q or Queen = 5.4grams or £40 worth
Ertun: Oi Tom! You got that weed!?
Tom: stfu n00b!!
Ertun: Oh shit I mean... Do you have the louie?
Tom: Yea man... phew my mum almost heard
Ertun: ??? *pulls put a gat and starts to cap Tom*