I'm sick of Penn kids.

[aeolia]

Everyone (=gross generalization) live their lives in percentages and numbers.
98%.
3.97.
6 straight all-nighters.

Everyone survives on cost/benefit.
You benefit me-- be my friend.
It costs me too much effort to associate with you.
Guess you're not my friend anymore.

Everyone is pitted against their neighbor.
I live 5 feet away from you.
Your percentile is 5% higher than mine.
I don't want to talk to you.

Get out of your little bubble utopias.
Get over yourselves.
Get a clue.
For real.