The tale of the bonster monster!
Another short story
by Tara McNabb
THE BONSTER MONSTER!
One day on a cold, dark, drary night these too teenagers walked in the woods. They were going to have a good time, drink some beer, smoke some pot, ya know shot the shit. They were drinking along the way and they herd noises in the woods. They looked around and saw nothing but broken branches. It was not unusual. One of the teenagers say "hey! cmon Ken dont be such a pussy drink your beer and lit that pit on fire." He takes a chug of his bush beer and he hears in a deep voice "can i have some?" The teenager thought it was ken and handed the Bush to him. He then felt cold dangly hands and said "dude do you moisturise? your fucking gay".
"shut the fuck up dude" ken replied "light the fire"
the teenager takes a stick that has dry grass all over it and light it on fire. He holds it up to his face being the stoner he is and he see in the back this stick like figure hunched over with hands around the knees. The things spine was sticking out wiht its black hair falling out jouncing and making these weird giggle noises.
"ken,ken i saw somehting in the woods"
"dont be such a girly man"
"no ken im serious"
The boy looks back to show him the creature and he sees nothing except this loud high pitched laugh that could be heard across the woods and into the nezt insane asylum. The beast then gives out a wiled scream "CHHHHHHUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
the boy looks up and he sees the monster as it just stand there pulling and ripping off the dead ends
"what kinda monster are you?"
"bonster"
"no what kind monster are..."
"bonster"
"no monster"
"bonster"
"no"
"bonster"
"forget it"
"bonster heh heh heh heh"
The monster gets a little closer as the boy goes on the defense. The monster starts singing tegan and sarah.
THE BONSTER MONSTER THEN ATTACK THE BOY! the boy sticks out his forearms as the bonster monster hits and blood goes everywhere.
ken comes out of the woods and said "yeah i fucked that thing last week"
"dude she had split ends"
by Tara McNabb
THE BONSTER MONSTER!
One day on a cold, dark, drary night these too teenagers walked in the woods. They were going to have a good time, drink some beer, smoke some pot, ya know shot the shit. They were drinking along the way and they herd noises in the woods. They looked around and saw nothing but broken branches. It was not unusual. One of the teenagers say "hey! cmon Ken dont be such a pussy drink your beer and lit that pit on fire." He takes a chug of his bush beer and he hears in a deep voice "can i have some?" The teenager thought it was ken and handed the Bush to him. He then felt cold dangly hands and said "dude do you moisturise? your fucking gay".
"shut the fuck up dude" ken replied "light the fire"
the teenager takes a stick that has dry grass all over it and light it on fire. He holds it up to his face being the stoner he is and he see in the back this stick like figure hunched over with hands around the knees. The things spine was sticking out wiht its black hair falling out jouncing and making these weird giggle noises.
"ken,ken i saw somehting in the woods"
"dont be such a girly man"
"no ken im serious"
The boy looks back to show him the creature and he sees nothing except this loud high pitched laugh that could be heard across the woods and into the nezt insane asylum. The beast then gives out a wiled scream "CHHHHHHUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
the boy looks up and he sees the monster as it just stand there pulling and ripping off the dead ends
"what kinda monster are you?"
"bonster"
"no what kind monster are..."
"bonster"
"no monster"
"bonster"
"no"
"bonster"
"forget it"
"bonster heh heh heh heh"
The monster gets a little closer as the boy goes on the defense. The monster starts singing tegan and sarah.
THE BONSTER MONSTER THEN ATTACK THE BOY! the boy sticks out his forearms as the bonster monster hits and blood goes everywhere.
ken comes out of the woods and said "yeah i fucked that thing last week"
"dude she had split ends"