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May 16, 2004 04:10

Half a bubble off of plum

His compass don’t always point north

A few strawberries short of a shortcake

A few fries short of a happy meal

His butters slipped off his pancake

The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead

Not running on all six cylinders

A picnic table, basket, tablecloth, bench, family, dog, food and a whole colony of ants short of a picnic.

A few boneheads short of a Bush administration

A few protons short of a Hydrogen atom.

The elevator don’t go all the way up

Aint the sharpest tool in the shed

Aint the brightest light on the tree

Bulbs, lights, tinsel, candy canes, an angel, some presents and a tree stand short of a Christmas tree

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