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Forgive me, oh lord of disdain, for I have sinned. Rather than hating the X-Factor, I think I love it.
Yes, I enjoy watching the X-Factor.
I wouldn't want my reputation as a bitter cynic to be destroyed, so I'm relieved that my reason for liking it is such as it is. I enjoy watching it because I hate everyone that's on it. They all deserve to have their dreams trodden into the floor because they're all arrogant, self-important shitwits who have nothing to contribute to the world except "I'm better than everyone else."
Well guess what, Mr "I'm wearing black and white with a 'novelty' tie but I don't think I look silly"? I am better than you, you pathetic maggot.
99% of the people on that show reassure me that I'm not that bad after all; they're like the mentally handicapped child's painting in school that let you know that your drawing of a sheep may be terrible, but it's not the worst.
The other one percent are cute enough for me not to hate, but personality-wise they're less attractive than the charred remains of an Essex prostitute covered in a snail's slime, so I get to hate them on that account.
Oh, and Sharon's a sweetie too. I want to keep her in a cage in my front room and feed her little snacks.
Yes, I enjoy watching the X-Factor.
I wouldn't want my reputation as a bitter cynic to be destroyed, so I'm relieved that my reason for liking it is such as it is. I enjoy watching it because I hate everyone that's on it. They all deserve to have their dreams trodden into the floor because they're all arrogant, self-important shitwits who have nothing to contribute to the world except "I'm better than everyone else."
Well guess what, Mr "I'm wearing black and white with a 'novelty' tie but I don't think I look silly"? I am better than you, you pathetic maggot.
99% of the people on that show reassure me that I'm not that bad after all; they're like the mentally handicapped child's painting in school that let you know that your drawing of a sheep may be terrible, but it's not the worst.
The other one percent are cute enough for me not to hate, but personality-wise they're less attractive than the charred remains of an Essex prostitute covered in a snail's slime, so I get to hate them on that account.
Oh, and Sharon's a sweetie too. I want to keep her in a cage in my front room and feed her little snacks.