Forget Experience.
Movies can teach us everything we need to know.
Instead of suffering through years of disappointing friendships, I could have watched High Noon and learned that friends are people who show up when you need them to do something unpleasant with you.
From now on, I will eschew experience and learn everything I need to know about the world from old movies! And when I'm not drinking and learning, I will build a time machine so that I can marry Gary Cooper.
Instead of suffering through years of disappointing friendships, I could have watched High Noon and learned that friends are people who show up when you need them to do something unpleasant with you.
From now on, I will eschew experience and learn everything I need to know about the world from old movies! And when I'm not drinking and learning, I will build a time machine so that I can marry Gary Cooper.