ba ba bowling
Last night I did not stay in and do homework like I was supposed to.
Instead, I went to the bowling alley and got fucking hammered.
I do not remember being cut off by the bouncer.
Apparently I fell over while attempting to dance.
I am kind of sad that I did not go to Detroit at all this weekend.
This was probably a once in a lifetime event that I just kinda missed.
Whoops. Who wants to go to a Playboy party anyways?
Currently my mother is on a beach with a beer and looking black as ever.
I am quite jealous of her situation, except for the fact that the only
people she's hanging out with are 60-year-olds and LANCE.
Well, and the baby.
Instead, I went to the bowling alley and got fucking hammered.
I do not remember being cut off by the bouncer.
Apparently I fell over while attempting to dance.
I am kind of sad that I did not go to Detroit at all this weekend.
This was probably a once in a lifetime event that I just kinda missed.
Whoops. Who wants to go to a Playboy party anyways?
Currently my mother is on a beach with a beer and looking black as ever.
I am quite jealous of her situation, except for the fact that the only
people she's hanging out with are 60-year-olds and LANCE.
Well, and the baby.