Sep 03, 2005 19:24
we are the only house on the block that did not get ticketed by the police last night! thank god dave has some mad skills when it comes to cops, because i DEFINITELY had a mag-lite shining on my ass & cops telling me to leave my own property. no joke, there were literally hundreds of kids in the street...it was a sea of drunk people & i felt like i was the ring master directing this circus from my front porch.
of course i didn't make it to the football opener today. i knew this was going to happen once i started double fisting and got shot with a 6 hose beer bong. the bees kept drinking my beer and then we had to kill them with spatulas.
i just peeled myself off the front porch. dave and my neighbor who i named stylus were doing bike stunts on my HUFFY and i think it is destroyed.
oh. and apparently my new nickname is STORM TROOPER.