Jul 16, 2005 13:04
Last night I drove home for a small gathering at Drew's. I brought the usual suspects along for the ride...Mr. Skyy Vodka and Mr. Diet Chaser. When I got there, Justin was shooting a gun in the backyard and James was packing a bowl that smelled like TRIX cereal. We passed the pipe around the fire recalling such teenage traumas as headgear and mouth expanders. Thank god I never had to deal with that shit. I kept spraying CUTTER all over my body and was convinced it offered no barrier against attacking mosquitoes. "Is it okay to spray your ears?" Not so much. Jairus drank half my pint and later Josh Glum got in his canoe and paddled home across the lake. He looked like Squanto. Sometime after three it started lightening. All of a sudden we were in the middle of a downpour...the party was over and it was time to take cover.
Tonight is Kristan's wedding and I have nothing to wear. Are jean jackets acceptable at these types of functions? I guess I'll know the answer once I walk in the door.