curse missed opportunities
i cant believe it. someone must've fucked up the scantrons. but i passed accounting. P for PASS bitches.
monday night i drank a bottle of beringer's and went to rick's. the entire night was spent trying to hide from ato, and dance seductively with a pitcher. we ran into clark & company, naturally, and then i made liz take me to backdoor for pizza.
tuesday i stayed up all night trying to get my shit together for the two exams i had on wednesday. at 5am i started studying for the exam i had at 8. it was absolutely draining....i never want to do that again. i even bought myself a full-course omelette breakfast at ANGELO's right before go-time.
"bye strohmer, hopefully by the time i get back you'll have pants on." says lakshmi as she passes me sitting at the computer just now.
work was terrible last night. the cooks messed up my order for a table of four jewish girls and i was genuinely scared for my life. our resident creeper came in and told brittany, "you and i would've had a great life together. i would tell you why, but i want to be able to keep coming here." eeeeeewwwwww. of course you want to be able to keep coming here, you don't pay for a goddam thing and you just stalk around making people extremely uncomfortable.
i walked home and made a stop at VC for the usual Captain's fare. i love seeing my old fake ID hanging there with the eyes EXED OUT. hilarious. angela came over and we rocked out to Kelly Clarkson while pregaming for the bar. i took about 7 pictures of rachel's boobs in my ITALIAN STALLION shirt. the line at rick's was still wrapped around the building at 1:00am so we went to the JUG and drank "mind erasers."
my new favorite jimmy johns sandwich is #9 (the italian night club)
monday night i drank a bottle of beringer's and went to rick's. the entire night was spent trying to hide from ato, and dance seductively with a pitcher. we ran into clark & company, naturally, and then i made liz take me to backdoor for pizza.
tuesday i stayed up all night trying to get my shit together for the two exams i had on wednesday. at 5am i started studying for the exam i had at 8. it was absolutely draining....i never want to do that again. i even bought myself a full-course omelette breakfast at ANGELO's right before go-time.
"bye strohmer, hopefully by the time i get back you'll have pants on." says lakshmi as she passes me sitting at the computer just now.
work was terrible last night. the cooks messed up my order for a table of four jewish girls and i was genuinely scared for my life. our resident creeper came in and told brittany, "you and i would've had a great life together. i would tell you why, but i want to be able to keep coming here." eeeeeewwwwww. of course you want to be able to keep coming here, you don't pay for a goddam thing and you just stalk around making people extremely uncomfortable.
i walked home and made a stop at VC for the usual Captain's fare. i love seeing my old fake ID hanging there with the eyes EXED OUT. hilarious. angela came over and we rocked out to Kelly Clarkson while pregaming for the bar. i took about 7 pictures of rachel's boobs in my ITALIAN STALLION shirt. the line at rick's was still wrapped around the building at 1:00am so we went to the JUG and drank "mind erasers."
my new favorite jimmy johns sandwich is #9 (the italian night club)