What I learned...

May 01, 2006 17:48

I learned yesterday, that if you pack your stomach full of nothing but 2x it's accepted capacity of meat, it changes the way your stomach behaves. It feels almost like you can flex said meat. It's a very strange sensation.

We went to an all you can eat brazilian grill place last night for Raven's birthday. They have a token salad bar, and they bring you different kinds of meat, non-stop, but slowly, until you finally give up, and raise the white flag to signify that you can take no more (or in this case you put a red dot on the end of your table to warn them off. It's the same thing really). They bring the meat on big skewers, and cut you off fresh slices with swords, right at your table. It's pretty awesome.

Anyway...

I've over-eaten before, but I don't think I've ever eaten *nothing* but meat before. And I have certainly never over-eaten meat exclusively, not to that degree, and for that *long*...

And then Shannon tickled me. Completely out of the blue, she tickled me.

My abdomen flexed, and my stomach... well, it didn't really compress like it would normally compress. Or if it did compress, it wasn't very far, and it was into a very hard lump of MEAT. This feeling really is honestly what I would expect it to feel like if you could flex the contents of your stomach. It was very bizarre.
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