BWAHAHAHA
(CNN) - Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an "off the hook" public relations campaign that will update the GOP’s image by translating it to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."
...can you even imagine?
"Word homey G dawgizzle, I'm here to tell you that the G-O-P is like your brother from another mother, especially since your real brother got sent off to Iraq, filled with shrapnel, and sent home in a body bag, largely because the economy was so desperate that he had no other options. We uh... might've been responsible for that, since we started a cockamamie war and wouldn't pay for body or truck armor. But it did bankrupt the country, so that's good, right? And if you lost your house recently, that was us too. Oh yeah, and Katrina let you know just how much we love you negr- er... black people. But don't worry, the GOP is there to vote against anything and everything that would give you money, a job, or a better standard of living. You can go FAR in our party, just not to any sort of elected office. GOD no. But you'll make a fine general someday, just like your brother... uh... would've. Palin 2012, mah homies! Get down with the hockey mom!"
...can you even imagine?
"Word homey G dawgizzle, I'm here to tell you that the G-O-P is like your brother from another mother, especially since your real brother got sent off to Iraq, filled with shrapnel, and sent home in a body bag, largely because the economy was so desperate that he had no other options. We uh... might've been responsible for that, since we started a cockamamie war and wouldn't pay for body or truck armor. But it did bankrupt the country, so that's good, right? And if you lost your house recently, that was us too. Oh yeah, and Katrina let you know just how much we love you negr- er... black people. But don't worry, the GOP is there to vote against anything and everything that would give you money, a job, or a better standard of living. You can go FAR in our party, just not to any sort of elected office. GOD no. But you'll make a fine general someday, just like your brother... uh... would've. Palin 2012, mah homies! Get down with the hockey mom!"