Title: Terrorist
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Daniel Jackson
Prompt: #2, "Bad"
Word Count: 204
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Who the hell starts a catfight at gunpoint?"
Author's Notes: SPOILERS for "Bad Guys".
Son of a bitch. I can't believe this. This was supposed to be a treasure trove, not a museum, and we definitely weren't supposed to be mistaken for terrorists! I've told them over and over, we're not Rebels, but do they listen? No. Of course not.
Then they had to sneak in and take me out with that nasty taser thing. My chest still hurts, even hours after they zapped me, and sometimes my heart feels like it's flipping around a bit. That's probably a bad sign, but there's nothing we can do about it, so I haven't said anything.
That stupid girl is glaring at me. I've been pretending I haven't seen her, but I keep having to resist the urge to just smack her. Who the hell starts a catfight at gunpoint? Doesn't she realize how serious this is? Just because we aren't Rebels doesn't mean we aren't dangerous, and if I've learned anything in my years at the SGC, it's that SG-1 fight more viciously when we're cornered. When the hell is Vala going to get that Gate open?
Okay, got to calm down. Getting all worked up like this can't be good for me.
God, I wish Sam was here.