This damn thing...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (More all the time)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once, and I was really bad at it. I almost swallowed the butt of the rolled-up cigarrette because I inhaled too fast. Drugs are not for me.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuckin' A...)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Fantasized about it...)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Or if I do, I keep it even from myself, which is how it is with most things really.)
× I hate the rain. (Love it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why?)
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anybody?)
✓ I have long hair. (Long, BEAUTIFUL hair.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Maybe just out of inertia - my politics are complicated, i.e. nonexistant. Funny how that works out, the things I feel most strongly about, the strength is in the internal contradictions not quite articulated, so it seems like I don't care about a lot when in fact I care about everything, probably too much.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Yeah, kind of. But she's my girlfriend now so, you know.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I forget if I have in real life or not, I may have. In any case, I had a dream the other night where I kissed a guy I know on the cheek and we were snuggling.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (NO!!! Phones piss me off so much, especially when they disconnect while I'm in mid-sentence)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I used to, as an anti-fashion statement, but then I discovered that I could be anti-fashion and look cool at the same time, so I jumped on that.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Only when I'm stressed out.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (FUCCCKKK)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (There was a brief span of time when I wasn't allergic to anything, but now I'm healthy so that means I'm allergic to dairy.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Used to be, but not any more really.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I didn't know what I was doing, I thought I wasn't 'making a move' but I guess I was, or at least it turned out like that.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Right now, for example.)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (If I care.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because it's my birthday.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (Too much homework to be happy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I don't even know what the question is talking about. Politics? Whatever, it just sounds like, "are you confused about anything pertaining to your identity in the world?" Yes.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Heheh, I am, though it's a secret.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Passably.)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Walking barefoot is really nice - I used to do it more often but now I don't.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I like fire, but I also generally like most not-burning things more than I like burning things.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (Black is the new black.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Uh, once or twice?)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I have a lot to say on this subject as far as memory and the importance of forgetting and etc.)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well, I stand them, they don't know it, but it's all internal.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. ("Wine rhymes with dine. But not with time." --Junior Burke)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (That would be so cool! Alas, no.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (If it weren't for having to see other people, I'd live in a nudist colony, or a colony of any sort.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (Damn toes!!! What stupid jerks! Who invited you into my body anyway? Haha no seriously, they do good work.)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tagged? Am I a wall to graffiti now?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like them both equally.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (That would be fun to try though.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Not asleep, but awake, yeah I have.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (It's funny, most of the time when I pass people on the street walking their dogs I say hi to the dog and ignore the person. Dunno why.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I guess they're retro now.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Haha! Reminds me of Monty Python, the knight that hits people over the head with a dead chicken when they're not being funny.)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I love my genetic defect. It makes me feel nonhuman, alien.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (May-be? I might be. Not sure though. Bi-attracted, definitely, but my motivations toward closeness with guys aren't sexual or even "relationship"-oriented.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I dunno if one can make generalized statements like this. Sometimes the money's necessary and sometimes the situation is dire.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I might have, I don't really know what TEEN ANGST means.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Used to, it was fun.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm part Irish but it seems like the American idea of what it means to have Irish blood is that you like to party and drink and can drink a lot and not puke. Which isn't quite my love. But the literary/storytelling/poetic tradition in Ireland is fucking amazing, and the geography of the place, the mythology.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (You kidding? My mistakes make me who I am today.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Hahaha, that would be so wonderful.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (That's in volume 7! I haven't read that yet.)
× I say random things to freak people out. (I'm sick of people saying random things to jolt people out of their comfort zones. I've had too much of that over the past three weeks.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Ending?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's almost over!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (More all the time)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once, and I was really bad at it. I almost swallowed the butt of the rolled-up cigarrette because I inhaled too fast. Drugs are not for me.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuckin' A...)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Fantasized about it...)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Or if I do, I keep it even from myself, which is how it is with most things really.)
× I hate the rain. (Love it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why?)
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anybody?)
✓ I have long hair. (Long, BEAUTIFUL hair.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Maybe just out of inertia - my politics are complicated, i.e. nonexistant. Funny how that works out, the things I feel most strongly about, the strength is in the internal contradictions not quite articulated, so it seems like I don't care about a lot when in fact I care about everything, probably too much.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Yeah, kind of. But she's my girlfriend now so, you know.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I forget if I have in real life or not, I may have. In any case, I had a dream the other night where I kissed a guy I know on the cheek and we were snuggling.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (NO!!! Phones piss me off so much, especially when they disconnect while I'm in mid-sentence)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I used to, as an anti-fashion statement, but then I discovered that I could be anti-fashion and look cool at the same time, so I jumped on that.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Only when I'm stressed out.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (FUCCCKKK)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (There was a brief span of time when I wasn't allergic to anything, but now I'm healthy so that means I'm allergic to dairy.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Used to be, but not any more really.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I didn't know what I was doing, I thought I wasn't 'making a move' but I guess I was, or at least it turned out like that.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Right now, for example.)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (If I care.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because it's my birthday.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (Too much homework to be happy.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I don't even know what the question is talking about. Politics? Whatever, it just sounds like, "are you confused about anything pertaining to your identity in the world?" Yes.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Heheh, I am, though it's a secret.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Passably.)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Walking barefoot is really nice - I used to do it more often but now I don't.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I like fire, but I also generally like most not-burning things more than I like burning things.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (Black is the new black.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Uh, once or twice?)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I have a lot to say on this subject as far as memory and the importance of forgetting and etc.)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well, I stand them, they don't know it, but it's all internal.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. ("Wine rhymes with dine. But not with time." --Junior Burke)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (That would be so cool! Alas, no.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (If it weren't for having to see other people, I'd live in a nudist colony, or a colony of any sort.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (Damn toes!!! What stupid jerks! Who invited you into my body anyway? Haha no seriously, they do good work.)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tagged? Am I a wall to graffiti now?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like them both equally.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (That would be fun to try though.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Not asleep, but awake, yeah I have.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (It's funny, most of the time when I pass people on the street walking their dogs I say hi to the dog and ignore the person. Dunno why.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I guess they're retro now.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Haha! Reminds me of Monty Python, the knight that hits people over the head with a dead chicken when they're not being funny.)
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I love my genetic defect. It makes me feel nonhuman, alien.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (May-be? I might be. Not sure though. Bi-attracted, definitely, but my motivations toward closeness with guys aren't sexual or even "relationship"-oriented.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I dunno if one can make generalized statements like this. Sometimes the money's necessary and sometimes the situation is dire.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I might have, I don't really know what TEEN ANGST means.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Used to, it was fun.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm part Irish but it seems like the American idea of what it means to have Irish blood is that you like to party and drink and can drink a lot and not puke. Which isn't quite my love. But the literary/storytelling/poetic tradition in Ireland is fucking amazing, and the geography of the place, the mythology.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (You kidding? My mistakes make me who I am today.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Hahaha, that would be so wonderful.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (That's in volume 7! I haven't read that yet.)
× I say random things to freak people out. (I'm sick of people saying random things to jolt people out of their comfort zones. I've had too much of that over the past three weeks.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Ending?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's almost over!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.