Bret Michaels Wallet made of pink duct tape and a trading card.
"Is VH1's Rock of Love your guilty pleasure? Well, don't be guilty. Carry this Bret Michaels mini wallet with pride!"
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Nikki Sixx's Outfit from Shout at the Devil era Crue. For a chick.
"FITS DUDES OR DUDETTES JUST LEMMIE KNOW AFTER PURCHASE IF ITS FOR A DUDE!"
...? NGL, though. I would wear this shit.
Colorful Dinosaur Necklace.
"Bring the Jurassic times to the modern age with this one-of-a-kind necklace."
I don't think they had applique flowers and Bedazzlers back in the Jurassic.
Bad Drag Ken Doll PURE. FUCKING. GENIUS.
Okay everything from
The Worst Shop Ever is hilarious.
TL;DR: I want to buy everything on Etsy. STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF CIARAN'S JOURNEY THOUGH THE WHIMSICAL FUCKERY OF ETSY.