Coherence doesn't live here anymore. [AKA HEAD MEET SPANNER]
I'd come home from One of Those Days that lead into One of Those Late Nights, and my father happened to call from overseas. So I told him, "Dad, if I ever want to become a lawyer in another life, please have somebody hit me over the head. Hard."
My father laughed, which only goes to show how well he understands my pain, and then he said, "I doubt it'll work."
And then I realised that if I began that way the ENTIRE POST would be all about law and it was VERY VERY SCARY and there really, really is something else I would rather talk about.
Reborn Chapter 202
...oh, my God. Amano hasn't made me this happy since Chapter 187.
ohgod, world. You can keep your Hibari, I only have eyes for Spanner.
the one 山本 comment:
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
I DARE YOU TO LIFT YOURSELF UP FROM THE FLOOR
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
THE END
so where was I - oh yes.
Tsuna you are my hero
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I WAS, OH, MAN. RIGHT FROM THE MOMENT THE translation hit the community, I was so in love, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SORT-OF UNCOUNTABLE:
1. Tsuna called him Spanner-san ♥
2. I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE REASONS AT THIS:
ス「……………… 何を言われても完成時間は変わらない ウチのポリシー」
Su: What are you talking about, we can not change the time of completion, that is my personal policy.
Binktopia's translation here:
but oh god the original was SO FUNNY TO ME -
... Spanner
Y-y-you sounded just like a conveyancing lawyer right there
no I AM NOT JOKING
that, or a disgruntled property agent
DYING NOW
Wait I must explain: in the practice of the law of conveyancing, that is to say, the buying and selling of properties, the date of FINAL SALE and transfer of title to the property is more commonly known as the completion date, and in the days leading up to the completion date there is A LOT, A LOT AND A LOT of work to be done, so lawyers on both sides will be DYING GETTING ALL THE PAPERWORK in order, and also, IF YOU DELAY THE COMPLETION DATE, the party responsible for the delay will HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERY DAY THAT THE COMPLETION DATE IS DELAYED.
one day I will learn to stop seeing law in everything
...
BUT I SURE HOPE NOT
3. TSUNA PROTECTED HIM
WOW TSUNA THAT WAS QUICK
you made me one very very very happy person
also HOW ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK OR SOMETHING
but damn, how is Spanner ever going to go back into the Millefiore like this?
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SO -
I DON'T KNOW what's going to happen next week, so I'LL JUST BE HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT
I don't need the Varia or Xanxus or DINO (no, guys, why. I DON'T NEED AAAAAAAANYBODY ELSE, THIS, JUST THIS, IS AWESOME ENOUGH) or Hibari or ANYTHING ELSE BUT
WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. ♥
also. while I'm on the topic.
Why did no one see fit to inform me that Graham Spectre (or Spektor) of Baccano
IS, BASICALLY, SPANNER -
AS A RAVING PSYCOPATH
Okay, fine: this is probably because not many people watched Baccano, to begin with, and Graham only turned up in Episodes 14 - 16, which were released on the DVDs, and therefore not part of the 1 - 13 arc that was Baccano proper. BUT STILL.
Listen, does this sound familiar?
wow image explosion in here, guys
blond Mafia mechanic in a jumpsuit with a wrench
You see, his jumpsuit is meant to be blue, but he spends a LOT OF TIME IN DIM WAREHOUSES and the light makes it look GREEN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN:
also god that is one huge-@$$ wrench
HE CAN STOP BULLETS WITH HIS WRENCH, GUYS
and DISMANTLE ENTIRE CARS WITH THEM
before they hit the ground
Also when he really likes someone, he shows his love by telling them that THEY CAN USE HIS WAREHOUSE ANYTIME. He's like my visual Spanner until Spanner gets animated, but I don't know if Spanner will get animated as PRETTILY as Graham did.
... the red-eyed guy is ANOTHER PSYCHOPATH NAMED CHRIS(topher)
what the hell guys it looks like some SPIDER-MAN moment
My father laughed, which only goes to show how well he understands my pain, and then he said, "I doubt it'll work."
And then I realised that if I began that way the ENTIRE POST would be all about law and it was VERY VERY SCARY and there really, really is something else I would rather talk about.
Reborn Chapter 202
...oh, my God. Amano hasn't made me this happy since Chapter 187.
ohgod, world. You can keep your Hibari, I only have eyes for Spanner.
the one 山本 comment:
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
I DARE YOU TO LIFT YOURSELF UP FROM THE FLOOR
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
I DARE YOU TO MOVE
LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
THE END
so where was I - oh yes.
Tsuna you are my hero
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I WAS, OH, MAN. RIGHT FROM THE MOMENT THE translation hit the community, I was so in love, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SORT-OF UNCOUNTABLE:
1. Tsuna called him Spanner-san ♥
2. I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE REASONS AT THIS:
ス「……………… 何を言われても完成時間は変わらない ウチのポリシー」
Su: What are you talking about, we can not change the time of completion, that is my personal policy.
Binktopia's translation here:
but oh god the original was SO FUNNY TO ME -
... Spanner
Y-y-you sounded just like a conveyancing lawyer right there
no I AM NOT JOKING
that, or a disgruntled property agent
DYING NOW
Wait I must explain: in the practice of the law of conveyancing, that is to say, the buying and selling of properties, the date of FINAL SALE and transfer of title to the property is more commonly known as the completion date, and in the days leading up to the completion date there is A LOT, A LOT AND A LOT of work to be done, so lawyers on both sides will be DYING GETTING ALL THE PAPERWORK in order, and also, IF YOU DELAY THE COMPLETION DATE, the party responsible for the delay will HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERY DAY THAT THE COMPLETION DATE IS DELAYED.
one day I will learn to stop seeing law in everything
...
BUT I SURE HOPE NOT
3. TSUNA PROTECTED HIM
WOW TSUNA THAT WAS QUICK
you made me one very very very happy person
also HOW ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK OR SOMETHING
but damn, how is Spanner ever going to go back into the Millefiore like this?
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SO -
I DON'T KNOW what's going to happen next week, so I'LL JUST BE HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT
I don't need the Varia or Xanxus or DINO (no, guys, why. I DON'T NEED AAAAAAAANYBODY ELSE, THIS, JUST THIS, IS AWESOME ENOUGH) or Hibari or ANYTHING ELSE BUT
WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. ♥
also. while I'm on the topic.
Why did no one see fit to inform me that Graham Spectre (or Spektor) of Baccano
IS, BASICALLY, SPANNER -
AS A RAVING PSYCOPATH
Okay, fine: this is probably because not many people watched Baccano, to begin with, and Graham only turned up in Episodes 14 - 16, which were released on the DVDs, and therefore not part of the 1 - 13 arc that was Baccano proper. BUT STILL.
Listen, does this sound familiar?
wow image explosion in here, guys
blond Mafia mechanic in a jumpsuit with a wrench
You see, his jumpsuit is meant to be blue, but he spends a LOT OF TIME IN DIM WAREHOUSES and the light makes it look GREEN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN:
also god that is one huge-@$$ wrench
HE CAN STOP BULLETS WITH HIS WRENCH, GUYS
and DISMANTLE ENTIRE CARS WITH THEM
before they hit the ground
Also when he really likes someone, he shows his love by telling them that THEY CAN USE HIS WAREHOUSE ANYTIME. He's like my visual Spanner until Spanner gets animated, but I don't know if Spanner will get animated as PRETTILY as Graham did.
... the red-eyed guy is ANOTHER PSYCHOPATH NAMED CHRIS(topher)
what the hell guys it looks like some SPIDER-MAN moment