It's not that trainee lawyers are crazy, but that the practice makes them so.
This song goes out to my Opposing Counsel, because it perfectly describes one of the cases I've been on since last December:
First you say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on
I"m standing still, Jenny, you got me on my knees
Jenny, it's killing me
The Click Five, Jenny
CAN WE GO TO TRIAL ALREADY
It's funny that I was talking to elvaron about just this situation, because today I had a major heart attack when the client called and wanted to talk to me because everyone else coincidentally wasn't in the country.
Also, today I recorded the most billable hours for any day I've worked so far, so this CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
Also the way I unwind after an entire day with law in my head is with a lot of pictures.
altor discovery of capslock worthy proportions
I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT RIGHT-CLICKING ON THE ALTOR GAME TAKES AWAY THE TEXT BOX AND LETS YOU SCREENCAP THE ARTWORK DIRECTLY.
Incidentally, Altor is EVIL. EVIL. Just three hours with the Mukuro path and still uncompleted, mind you, and already taking the Gokudera path BREAKS MY HEART.
GOKUDERA MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
OH BE QUIET I'M OBSESSIVE
LOOK HOW MANY EXPRESSIONS HE HAS
THE COMPLETELY BORED AND LOOKING AT BASEBALL IDIOT AND UTTERLY UNIMPRESSED EXPRESSION
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EXPRESSION. IT'S THE I'M LOOKING AT JYUUDAIME AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE expression.
TENTH IS MY HAPPY PLACE
Clearly related to Xanxus. Even the ANGSTRAGE is hereditary.
Giotto and his Mist Guardian
HEY I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO THAT WAKING ME UP BUT THIS IS CLEARLY WHY I'M NOT THE MIST GUARDIAN.
My instinctual caption to this picture should NOT be "TENTH I LOVE YOUR SMILE".
The OBJECTIVE caption is "Giotto has a beautiful smile."
Tsuna + Mukuro
I LOVE MUKURO WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THIS.
AND I CAN'T SAY NO TO A FACE LIKE THIS
LOVED this picture. And this moment. IT WAS SO ADORABLE.
First you say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on
I"m standing still, Jenny, you got me on my knees
Jenny, it's killing me
The Click Five, Jenny
CAN WE GO TO TRIAL ALREADY
It's funny that I was talking to elvaron about just this situation, because today I had a major heart attack when the client called and wanted to talk to me because everyone else coincidentally wasn't in the country.
Also, today I recorded the most billable hours for any day I've worked so far, so this CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
Also the way I unwind after an entire day with law in my head is with a lot of pictures.
altor discovery of capslock worthy proportions
I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT RIGHT-CLICKING ON THE ALTOR GAME TAKES AWAY THE TEXT BOX AND LETS YOU SCREENCAP THE ARTWORK DIRECTLY.
Incidentally, Altor is EVIL. EVIL. Just three hours with the Mukuro path and still uncompleted, mind you, and already taking the Gokudera path BREAKS MY HEART.
GOKUDERA MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
OH BE QUIET I'M OBSESSIVE
LOOK HOW MANY EXPRESSIONS HE HAS
THE COMPLETELY BORED AND LOOKING AT BASEBALL IDIOT AND UTTERLY UNIMPRESSED EXPRESSION
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EXPRESSION. IT'S THE I'M LOOKING AT JYUUDAIME AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE expression.
TENTH IS MY HAPPY PLACE
Clearly related to Xanxus. Even the ANGSTRAGE is hereditary.
Giotto and his Mist Guardian
HEY I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO THAT WAKING ME UP BUT THIS IS CLEARLY WHY I'M NOT THE MIST GUARDIAN.
My instinctual caption to this picture should NOT be "TENTH I LOVE YOUR SMILE".
The OBJECTIVE caption is "Giotto has a beautiful smile."
Tsuna + Mukuro
I LOVE MUKURO WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THIS.
AND I CAN'T SAY NO TO A FACE LIKE THIS
LOVED this picture. And this moment. IT WAS SO ADORABLE.