Winner take... nothing really. But doesn't this picture just scream the need for a caption?
Normally dashing Edwards looks downright threatening.
"I'm using my Jedi Force grip to squash your smile."
"Young lady, I am *this close* to sending you to your room."
"So I picked Dennis up and put him in my pocket."
"I'm gonna get your nose! I'm gonna get your nose!"
"C'mon, didn't you think it was a little funny when McCain called you a b*tch?"
Perhaps he's revealing anatomical measurements. You decide.