I'm Praying

[aedionchick]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand men;
Love to forgive them;
And Patience for their moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat them to death

Comments

[aedionchick]

Thanks for the offer, but patricide breaks at least 2 commandments that I know of, and I'm not ready to move into my southern condo quite yet. The shovel is always there when I finally crack...

Wha?

[creativespit]

Patricide? What'd I do now? Dammit, I swear that I'm innocent!

Re: Wha?

[aedionchick]

Patricide, as in murdering one's father. The siren's aren't always after you...

Re: Wha?

[creativespit]

Ahhhh.....Okie.