Nothing in life is certain except death and.....
Somebody please save me! I've been working ALL DAY on taxes and I am losing my grip on reality. I need to get out! Of course, if you ask me to leave my responsibility, I'll probably say no, since I've committed to doing this. However, if anyone wants to come, tie me up, and throw me in the trunk of their car, I think I would be very grateful. Bush's plan to get rid of the IRS doesn't sound like such a bad idea at the moment (see how this is affecting my sanity? I'm agreeing with Bush!) And now for something completely different...
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy...
Because I ran out of bullets.
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy...
Because I ran out of bullets.