Family matters
My youngest brother graduated from high school this year. I gave him an obnoxious card and five or ten dollars in tip money. This was two months ago, and I'd pretty much forgotten about it.
Last week, I got a card in the mail--one from my mother's vast collection of pretty flower-themed greeting cards. It read as follows:
Dear Evil Sister:
Thank you for the graduation card and money. I'm going to use it to invest in a Columbian import conglomerate.
Love,
Alfonzo the Great and Magnificent.
My brother is so weird.
Last week, I got a card in the mail--one from my mother's vast collection of pretty flower-themed greeting cards. It read as follows:
Dear Evil Sister:
Thank you for the graduation card and money. I'm going to use it to invest in a Columbian import conglomerate.
Love,
Alfonzo the Great and Magnificent.
My brother is so weird.