Nov 07, 2006 17:32
With all of my friends hooking up I'm turning into one of those single friends of couples who is constantly bemoaning his singleness and invoking the pity of friends who get sex regularily.
Bambi, I invoke the clause in our friendship that says you either have to marry me or put me out of my misery.
Your choice.
single,
marriage,
mercy killing,
pity