To the Prime Minister of Canada, one
Dear Mr. Steven Harper,
I have learned from the CBC that Canada is facing a sperm crisis the likes of which has been seen only in Britain. We now only have two sperm banks left in the NATION. The United States has many more sperm banks than Canada; compared to us they are wallowing in semen. If sperm donations continue to dwindle and more sperm banks close then Canadians will have to find semen elsewhere. . . likely in testicles. The CBC tells me that this crisis can be effectively addressed by paying men for their sperm. . . they propose that the government of Canada repeal its ban on paying for sperm and allow "white gold" to flow again as it once did.
On personal note, I am fine. How are you? I understand that you like cats. I bet you like Garfield. The other night I got very drunk with friends at the Brig (a bar in the market, not your thing), a little too drunk, and maybe made a bit of an ass of myself. How do you keep your cool in high pressure situations?
That's all for now,
write soon,
A Eady
I have learned from the CBC that Canada is facing a sperm crisis the likes of which has been seen only in Britain. We now only have two sperm banks left in the NATION. The United States has many more sperm banks than Canada; compared to us they are wallowing in semen. If sperm donations continue to dwindle and more sperm banks close then Canadians will have to find semen elsewhere. . . likely in testicles. The CBC tells me that this crisis can be effectively addressed by paying men for their sperm. . . they propose that the government of Canada repeal its ban on paying for sperm and allow "white gold" to flow again as it once did.
On personal note, I am fine. How are you? I understand that you like cats. I bet you like Garfield. The other night I got very drunk with friends at the Brig (a bar in the market, not your thing), a little too drunk, and maybe made a bit of an ass of myself. How do you keep your cool in high pressure situations?
That's all for now,
write soon,
A Eady