All of it is True!
Texas Lutheran University
I am not a Lutheran but I go to chapel. My school is in Seguin but if you aren’t from around here I’ll tell you it’s in San Antonio. Our town is overly proud of its world’s largest pecan for reasons we cannot comprehend. There are more dollar stores in this town than there are reasons to live here. I drink beer 8 nights a week. I go to Mexico twice a month, and Texas country music is the best thing I’ve ever heard. I think a Copenhagen can is a form of currency. I drive a huge jacked up truck that my dad payed for. I used to play football but I quit because it got in the way of my drinking habit. I would go to the football games but I’m not quite sure where Seguin High School Football Stadium is located. But I will skip my last class on Friday to get warmed up for the ultimate Frisbee game. On a daily basis I see more unattractive people than you will ever see in your lifetime. If I am a hot girl, I either have a boyfriend or think I am better than anyone else because where I come from I’m average and here I’m a goddess. Taco Cabana and Cici’s are my second home. Our fraternities and sororities are not national but we throw parties that are almost always off the hook. But don’t call us a made up fraternity in front of us, we take it very personally. I love tubing the Guadalupe River and pretending I go to Texas State. I don’t smoke pot, but I will if you have some. I can drink more beer than you can.
I am a Bulldog.
Where I'll be at in the Spring (hoping and praying!)
TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY
I live in a town the size of a piece of bacteria on a fly's ass. I spend Friday nights practicing my yells. I can whoop better than anyone can in my battalion. I beat up faggots, fish, and hunt for fun. If I'm not yelling, drinking with my battalion, or beating up faggots for fun, I am at the Dixie Chicken. My father went to school here, just as his father did before him, and his father before him. My brother went to t.u. They never found his body after he came home that first Christmas in college. I won't walk on the grass. I look forward to the day I, too, will do the elephant walk. I believe it is cool to do something because they tell me it is tradition. If something is not a tradition and we accidentally do it, we then make it one. I can call UT t.u. if I want.
I am an Aggie.
Oh. Pray for me. Please. Especially around January. ;)
I am not a Lutheran but I go to chapel. My school is in Seguin but if you aren’t from around here I’ll tell you it’s in San Antonio. Our town is overly proud of its world’s largest pecan for reasons we cannot comprehend. There are more dollar stores in this town than there are reasons to live here. I drink beer 8 nights a week. I go to Mexico twice a month, and Texas country music is the best thing I’ve ever heard. I think a Copenhagen can is a form of currency. I drive a huge jacked up truck that my dad payed for. I used to play football but I quit because it got in the way of my drinking habit. I would go to the football games but I’m not quite sure where Seguin High School Football Stadium is located. But I will skip my last class on Friday to get warmed up for the ultimate Frisbee game. On a daily basis I see more unattractive people than you will ever see in your lifetime. If I am a hot girl, I either have a boyfriend or think I am better than anyone else because where I come from I’m average and here I’m a goddess. Taco Cabana and Cici’s are my second home. Our fraternities and sororities are not national but we throw parties that are almost always off the hook. But don’t call us a made up fraternity in front of us, we take it very personally. I love tubing the Guadalupe River and pretending I go to Texas State. I don’t smoke pot, but I will if you have some. I can drink more beer than you can.
I am a Bulldog.
Where I'll be at in the Spring (hoping and praying!)
TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY
I live in a town the size of a piece of bacteria on a fly's ass. I spend Friday nights practicing my yells. I can whoop better than anyone can in my battalion. I beat up faggots, fish, and hunt for fun. If I'm not yelling, drinking with my battalion, or beating up faggots for fun, I am at the Dixie Chicken. My father went to school here, just as his father did before him, and his father before him. My brother went to t.u. They never found his body after he came home that first Christmas in college. I won't walk on the grass. I look forward to the day I, too, will do the elephant walk. I believe it is cool to do something because they tell me it is tradition. If something is not a tradition and we accidentally do it, we then make it one. I can call UT t.u. if I want.
I am an Aggie.
Oh. Pray for me. Please. Especially around January. ;)