I mean, at quick glance and I think to myself "This should be a cat she's holding, right?"
But no, it's a fucking seal. A SEAL! WTF?! Why is a seal an indoor pet?
It just bothers me for some reason. It can't even jump on and off the counter on its own, ya know??
I realize Hippo looks a heck of a lot like this, but she's got legs, people. She's mobile (somewhat). What if this thing rolls off the counter?