Dear Santa meme ((largely OOC, though Gabe's as amused as the next guy))
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pushed lightandbreath in the mud (-17 points). In March I helped neo_thematrix hide a body (-173 points). In October I donated bone marrow to xxrainocampoxx in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I gave molotovmartinis a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, trinity_matrix3 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4895 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
advocatusdei