Some Good Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars
Women are more fun when the power goes out.
You can't get your guitar wet.
Ever try to screw a guitar?
A guitar won't beg to be played.
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
Guitars aren't very aggressive.
A guitar won't play you back.
You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
You can't play two guitars at once.
It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good.
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You can't get your guitar wet.
Ever try to screw a guitar?
A guitar won't beg to be played.
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
Guitars aren't very aggressive.
A guitar won't play you back.
You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
You can't play two guitars at once.
It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good.
:)