It's Ed killing time (Heiderich can stay home)

[adventurewrath]

*sword ready, smirk smirking* Ed, homuncu Ed, I'm ready to take you two on. If you make me wait any longer I'm gonna have to hunt you down and kill you in your sleep, and that just ain't sportsmanlike. *evil chuckle*

*stomps foot, swinging his sword about. Barely holding back the enticing rage*

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[can_i_eat_it]

...Ed which one?

((...Dude, only the muns should be calling him Easy.))

[adventurewrath]

*don't rob me of my steam by bring up technicalities* Fullmetal and Ren's Ed.

((shit, really? Ok, changed))

[can_i_eat_it]

...Huh. *blinks, then looks concerned* ...Bad Stupid Untrendy Edward not dead no more?!

[adventurewrath]

*his turn to blink* Uhh, what?

[can_i_eat_it]

Stupid Untrendy Edward that is brother of Alphonse and husband of Other Envy who is deaded and buried in the ground, if he is not deaded no more Gluttony have to go kill him before anypeoples knows he is not dead! *growls slightly*

[adventurewrath]

*was not expecting this in the slightest, smirks and puts a hand to hip* Seems he's not good at making friends is he? Well, be my guest. I don't particularly need to prove anything to him; he just deserves an ass-whooping. Guess we can both do it if we run into him.

[can_i_eat_it]

*growls a little more* Where he is?

[adventurewrath]

*shrug* Dunno. I was hoping he'd wander by. *always worked before* What he do to you?

((I'm going with this being before the above Easy/Wrath battle))

[can_i_eat_it]

...Lot of things! Him is mean and stupid and untrendy and bad, and he hurted Alphonse and Alfons and a lot of peoples a lot of times before, and he lying to Gluttony a lot and saying mean things to me, and... him is bad!

((That works... fyi, Gluttony totally thinks they're talking about Transmutey!Ed. He doesn't have any problems in particular with Easy.))

[adventurewrath]

Well, I like it when people are hurt, but this Ed is too impulsive, angry *hypocrite* and- I don't know what's the word. I hate to attack another homunculus but he deserves a beating. Maybe then he'll understand to respect his elders and serve the greater homunculus cause.

((didn't know that, thanks))

[can_i_eat_it]

*blink* Homunculus?

[adventurewrath]

Yeah, you know, the Ed-munculus guy. At least he's better than he was back when he was human. If we can teach him not to be such an ass then he'd be a useful ally. *makes to slap Gluttony lightheartly on the back* There's a bright future for us homunculi, we are gonna take over the world and all the stupid humans will serve us. You've have lots of people to eat too.

[can_i_eat_it]

*blinkblink* Adventure Wrath mean Not Lust? Homunculus that looking like Stupid Mean Untrendy Edward? ...Him are okay. Kind of a small bit stupid, though. Do not listen to Gluttony when Gluttony say to him do or not do this things. *tilts his head, listening to Wrath's speech* Take over the world? ...Human peoples will serve us? ......Lots of peoples to eat?

[adventurewrath]

...Yes, that Ed. I am no fan of his, but once he learns some respect and restraint he might not be so bad. You're right, he needs to listen to us; we know about dealing with humans. *nods emphatically, getting used to the idea of ruling the world* We have the power. We can make the humans do anything we want them to. They might even worship us as gods and offer themselves up willingly for your eating pleasure. Doesn't that sound nice! *big smile, big delusions*

[can_i_eat_it]

*snorts* Not a Edward. Not Lust just look like him stupid face. ...Stupid Untrendy Mean Edward still died then? *easily affected by the propaganda... grins slowly, drooling slightly* ........Hee, nice~!

[adventurewrath]

Yes, Stupid Untrendy Mean Edward is still dead. *although that "untrendy" part is annoying everytime I hear it, stupid Al. Very happy Gluttony is coming to his side* Next we need to get Ren and Envy to focus on taking over the world and then together we can make it a reality. Maybe then Mr. Ed-munculus will come to his senses. No one will be able to stop us, not even Edward Elric.

((This is definitely feeling like Pinky and the Brain))