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[adventlead]

[There's a familiar BZZT sound. Kadaj has been shocked, probably the first time in ever? That doesn't cause him to react at first, though.]

What do you want me to say? I'm still in this cell. They painted the walls bright pink. Now it hurts my eyes.

Still here...

I'm beginning to resent trusting you.

[End transmission.]

Comments

[foxtamer]

... Hot pink? That... That sounds incredibly painful.

There's no crime in the world that should cause such a painful punishment.

[adventlead]

It is painful. It's immobilized me. Help. It's killing me.

Don't you think painting someone else's room hot pink warrants it?

[foxtamer]

Should I start searching for a blindfold? I only hope I can find one before you're completely blinded by it....

Hmmm. Except that would cause a never-ending cycle of pain and misery...

[adventlead]

It's fine. I'll use the skin of my leg if I have to.

Sounds like my favorite.

[foxtamer]

... The rest of us would prefer for you not to. Can't you just rip a strip off your clothing?

Ha! Until it cycles back to you, right?

[adventlead]

But then I'd get cold!

I'd be dead. Everyone would be.

[foxtamer]

... Heeeeh. Maybe ask for a blanket, then?

Good point! I didn't even think of that!

[adventlead]

They wouldn't give me one.

Isn't it a perfect ending?

[foxtamer]

Maybe they were afraid you would try to choke someone with it.

Well, it's certainly an ending. I would prefer that everyone is eating cake or something at the end, though.

[adventlead]

I could if I wanted.

Where would the cake come from?

[foxtamer]

So could I.

... I hope not from England's bakery.