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[adventlead]

Who wants to hear a story?

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[foxtamer]

That sounds like an interesting proposition... I'll bite.

[adventlead]

There was once a sandwich. The sandwich watched all his sandwich friends get eaten. He saw the gums, dirty with the sandwich meat stuck in between their teeth, the breath that reeked of his fallen comrades. The sandwich was tired of being eaten. It decided it was going to eat people instead! So the sandwich marched out, fell onto the floor.

Then it was stepped on and it died. Did you like it?

[foxtamer]

[Surprise, Minato actually laughs a little! Usually he doesn't like dark humor, but that caught him by surprise enough that he couldn't help but be a little bit amused.]

It was certainly unique. You have a vivid imagination, it seems. ... Or you're incredibly bored. I'm not sure which.

[adventlead]

[There's just a little smile in Kadaj's voice when he speaks.]

You said bite, so I made a story about sandwiches.

[foxtamer]

[Minato chuckles again.]

Ah, so that's why. It makes me glad that I'm not a sandwich!

[adventlead]

In a place like this, you're lucky. I'd probably eat you.

[foxtamer]

If I was a sandwich here, you'd have to fight everyone else to eat me. I bet some people have really missed sandwiches. It could even be a duel to the death, depending on how serious they take their food!

[adventlead]

The dead could be eaten too. If someone's disgusting enough.

[foxtamer]

... I wouldn't even want to think about how bad that would make someone's breath smell.

[adventlead]

Probably the same.

[foxtamer]

Probably something I'd rather never find out, truthfully....