Then
Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White And
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and
the Blue Meanie And
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
Darth Vader,
Lo-Pan,
Superman, every single
Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock and
Hulk Hogan,
All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,
And they kicked
Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.
- Lemon Demon, the Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny
I'd give a hand and and ASS to see this. Just one of those things that make me glad to be a fan of anything. Fo' serious.