Sharing the song that is currently going viral here:
I want nobody, nobody but you.
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In the beginning I was like, no dude, Korean girl bands again? Do you remember the last time I touched that genre? I nearly bombed South Korea and threatened to immolate my ovaries. But damn it, here I am again, like a teenager who just can't stop pouring over the porn. I'm singing the song and doing the dance and heaven help me, tomorrow this is going to be my theme song at work.
Also, can I just say, have you seen these girls' pits? Like newly spun silk. I am hissing like a wet cat over here. Nothing that perfect is natural, I say. No. I cannot accept it.
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Talking to my cousin the other day, and he was like:
"You know what's funny? Out of all the girl cousins on our mother's side, you're by far the most boyish. I'm not saying you look like a tomboy, but the way you speak is more down-to-earth and straightforward, and you don't have the girly-girl accent like the rest of the girls. But I find it really hilarious that your boobs are way bigger than all of our other female cousins combined."
Right.
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Can't wait for October, cause that means that Dissidia, Disgaea 2 and Fat Princess have been released on the PSP. I am a person with very simple joys. Really, just dangle a stick of meat in front of me (hek hek hek, I made a funny!) and I'm good.