i want to punch my ovaries
Name of FFXIII's main protagonist: Noctis Lucis Caelum. Roughly translates to "Light of the Night Sky".
Nomura makes me want to shake him like a dog with dead rat.
Also:
Noctis has three companions who have been revealed in the video game magazine Famitsu. The first of these characters is a man with light brown hair and glasses who is seen wearing a suit and driving the protagonist's car. The second character is a bulkier man with dark brown hair and a scar on the left side of his face. The third character is a young blond man carrying a shotgun. These three people are Noctis' friends; they speak casually and amicably with him, and they also accompany him during his travels.
Another character, wearing all white (possibly a symbolic contrast to the protagonist's darker clothing, which may imply another character foil), has been introduced as well. This character is seen facing off with Noctis in a building near his castle, where they cast spells at each other, implying that they are enemies.
Mysterious soldiers have been featured in the trailers as well. These unknown warriors wear medieval-styled armor but also carry assault rifles resembling modern automatic weapons.
- From Wikipedia
Not only did Nomura give the fangirls the possibility of a Weiss Kreuz remake, but we have the COMPLEMENTARY FOIL NEMESIS thrown into the mix, too.
Verdict: It's a hor game. A completely unsalvageable hor game masquerading as Nomura's latest masterpiece. Somebody shoot me but I'm on it like commuter smoke on new make up.
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Speaking of more things like this, Korean pop incites in me a burning rage and/or a raging boner. I am broken beyond all my hopes of hope. The only good thing that ever came out of the 80s was me, and this video looks like somebody had tried to rip it from the void kicking and screaming for crack. Which it was given.
Please note the pink jumpsuit, followed by the pink faux leather jacket. Please also note that even though the guy in the squared glasses is wearing a blinding red plastic jacket, some part of me would still do him if it had a chance and a half, and no, I have no excuse whatsoever.
My libido is confused now. I am debating whether or not to just punch my ovaries out and end my suffering.
Aika. This is all your fault.
Nomura makes me want to shake him like a dog with dead rat.
Also:
Noctis has three companions who have been revealed in the video game magazine Famitsu. The first of these characters is a man with light brown hair and glasses who is seen wearing a suit and driving the protagonist's car. The second character is a bulkier man with dark brown hair and a scar on the left side of his face. The third character is a young blond man carrying a shotgun. These three people are Noctis' friends; they speak casually and amicably with him, and they also accompany him during his travels.
Another character, wearing all white (possibly a symbolic contrast to the protagonist's darker clothing, which may imply another character foil), has been introduced as well. This character is seen facing off with Noctis in a building near his castle, where they cast spells at each other, implying that they are enemies.
Mysterious soldiers have been featured in the trailers as well. These unknown warriors wear medieval-styled armor but also carry assault rifles resembling modern automatic weapons.
- From Wikipedia
Not only did Nomura give the fangirls the possibility of a Weiss Kreuz remake, but we have the COMPLEMENTARY FOIL NEMESIS thrown into the mix, too.
Verdict: It's a hor game. A completely unsalvageable hor game masquerading as Nomura's latest masterpiece. Somebody shoot me but I'm on it like commuter smoke on new make up.
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Speaking of more things like this, Korean pop incites in me a burning rage and/or a raging boner. I am broken beyond all my hopes of hope. The only good thing that ever came out of the 80s was me, and this video looks like somebody had tried to rip it from the void kicking and screaming for crack. Which it was given.
Please note the pink jumpsuit, followed by the pink faux leather jacket. Please also note that even though the guy in the squared glasses is wearing a blinding red plastic jacket, some part of me would still do him if it had a chance and a half, and no, I have no excuse whatsoever.
My libido is confused now. I am debating whether or not to just punch my ovaries out and end my suffering.
Click to viewAika. This is all your fault.