this is funny shit

[adventine]

I have a sneaking suspicion some of my cousins have a crush on me. I have no solid proof, yeah? But there are weird touches every now and then, sneaky requests of taking pictures together, being pimped out to friends and other such things that make the hair on the back of my arms stand up. I mean, I'm down with things like that (I had a crush on a first cousin too and dude, they're teenagers. Looking at a toaster wrong can give them hard-ons) but

one of my bras is missing

and MAYBE I misplaced it but if I don't find it in my luggage when I get home I am going to freak out and scream.

Guys, please pray that I find my underwear.