I just downloaded TVXQ's Crazy Life and Close to You and do you know who I am in love with?
This crazy faggot.
It doesn't help that his whole boyband is so fucking fabulous too, without effort.
If this isn't reason enough to invent teleportation, I don't know what is. Just give me five seconds, Lord. Just five seconds. I won't waste it on stupid shit like flirting and foreplay. I'm going straight for the kill before he knows he's down on the floor.
Have I also mentioned that Junsu (second guy from the left) seems to be hiding another microphone in his pants? Yeah baby yeah.
Excuse me while I go wipe my mouth on the back of my hand.
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Things that need to get done tonight:
1. Thesis revisions
2. Writing paper
3. Histo paper
The first two are due in a while. HAHAHA