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[advancetheplot]

[The camera comes on and here's Summer look wide eyed, a little frustrated, but mostly bewildered. She's outside and she's breathless.]

Oh my God! I just saw... I think it was a polar bear! [It was a Yeti] It was huge. [Her jaw sets for a moment] This is totally global warming's fault! All the melting ice caps are forcing the poor polar bears down

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[childofsocal]

...A polar bear? That...looks like an Ewok?

[advancetheplot]

Yeah! I mean, it was huge but it looked more like a Ewok than a polar bear. Isn't that what those things in Star Wars are called? [Not the cute teddy bears but the big scary ice cave monster. She's got her Star Wars confused]

[childofsocal]

Well, Summer, was it a cuddly not-a-polar-bear?

[advancetheplot]

No. [Cohen, you get this look]

[childofsocal]

Then it most definitely wasn't an Ewok.

[advancetheplot]

Well yeah. Ewoks aren't real.