Pictures.
![](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i120/advanced_being/Rik_003.jpg)
That's me on the right there. This picture was taken about 2.5 years ago. The pretty redhead next to me is Megan, who became my girlfriend soon after and whose heart I recently broke. (I'm not proud.)
The shirt I'm wearing says, "All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Porno." It was a gift from one of my best friends.
![](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i120/advanced_being/Rik_001.jpg)
Taken at the same time as the first one. I endured having my picture taken (something I normally hate) because I didn't want to hurt Megan's feelings.
![](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i120/advanced_being/Rik_002.jpg)
Megan loved to both take pictures and do weird things to them in Photoshop. Here, she makes me look cooler than I have any right to.
So yeah. If you didn't have a face to put with the whining, now you do.