What's your hell like?
# Drinks in my hell: Rancid olive oil or habanero juice. Sometimes we'll go crazy and mix them.
# Food in my hell: 102 different kinds of tripe.
# Occupations in my hell: Telemarketer. Door-to-door salesman. Veterinary proctologist.
# Music mix in my hell:
This kid's music.
# President in my hell: Which one? They'd all be there.
# Authors in my hell: Dan Brown. What, you want more than one? Isn't he enough?
# Husbands in my hell:
There's enough Rupert for everyone.
# Wives in my hell:
Whoever'
s around.
# Only activities allowed in my hell: Self-piercing your genitals with a live scorpion, brushing your teeth with a power drill (hygiene is very important), or sitting through eternal re-screenings of Tomb Raider.