IM Log: The Couch and the Smut
Cast:
Aduvar - Valar in disguise.
Elrohir - Elf shaman
Gaia - Elrohir's pervy mun
Baka - Aduvar's pervy mun
Aduvar: *Peaks in, looks around*
Gaia: *shows messy apartment*
Aduvar: *Slips in and hides behind the couch*
Gaia: O.o you can fit behind the couch, thought only my cat could do that
Aduvar: *Whispering* Don't tell anyone I'm here - at least, anyone female and ainu.
Gaia: do I want to know
Aduvar: *Shakes head* You don't.
Gaia: okay, you go hide with the fairies under and behind the couch, just beware of a black cat that might try playing with you
Aduvar: Cats are better than *other* options.
Gaia: have you met my cat? he's completely insane
Aduvar: Nice cat.
Gaia: *rolls eyes and leaves the silly Vala to his madness*
Aduvar: You don't know madness, madness is three Valier and several bottles of homebrew. Guess whose wife is one of those?
Gaia: *giggles*
Aduvar: *Peaks out from behind the couch again* Umm... Do you kknow where Elrohir is?
Gaia: *shrugs* Both him and Legolas disappeared
Aduvar: Oh. :( *Mopes*
Gaia: they will come back...eventually...I think they went to beat the person that stole my car into a bloody pulp
Aduvar: Well that's good
Baka: *Hug*
Gaia: hey
Baka: is he still behind your couch?
Gaia: I think so
Baka: mmhmm
Gaia: unless him and Elrohir retreated to my bedroom
Baka: *Listens*
Baka: *Can't hear anything*
Baka: maybe they're asleep
Gaia: if they are, they must be very cramped in my little bed
Baka: *snerk*
Aduvar: *Snuggles peredhel*
Elrohir: *snuggles back and strokes lightly*
Aduvar: *Nibbles*
Elrohir: *moans*
Aduvar: *Kisses*
Gaia: *yells from other room* No snogging unless I get to watch
Aduvar: *Rolls eyes*
Elrohir: *shrugs and giggles, then kisses Aduvar deeper*
Gaia: You know the headboard does have places to tie someone up
Aduvar: *Smirk*
Elrohir: *groans* My mun...
Aduvar: Well it is nice of her to pass on these tidbits... *Starts tying Elrohir up*
Elrohir: eep!
Aduvar: *Kisses again*
Elrohir: *struggles against the bonds but melts into the kiss*
Aduvar: *Strokes his sweet captive as they kiss*
Elrohir: *sighs happily*
Aduvar: *Kisses neck*
Elrohir: *struggles against his bonds, while moaning* This isn't fair
Aduvar: *Smirks, licks El's chest*
Elrohir: *giggles and squarms slightly*
Aduvar: *Nips and licks at El's nipples*
Elrohir: Ai! this is so not fair
Aduvar: What? That I you get to sit back and enjoy?
Elrohir: That I can't touch you in return
Aduvar: I guess that's one torture you'll have to endure. *Kisses again, deeply*
Elrohir: *deepens the kiss*
Aduvar: *Losses self plundering El's sweet mouth.*
Elrohir: *pumps his hips slightly against Aduvar's thigh, while moaning into the kiss*
Aduvar: *Pulls El's hips close torub themselves together*
Elrohir: *gasps*
Aduvar: *hand moves down to grasp both cocks and stroke*
Elrohir: *melts into the touches*
Aduvar: *Thrusts into his own hand, rubbing along El's shaft as well.*
Elrohir: *thrusts along with Aduvar, and opens his mind to share the sensation*
Aduvar: *Sinks deep into their combined pleasure, loving dear the feel of Elrohir's bliss.*
Gaia: *takes pictures and puts them up on ebay*
Baka: *Snerk*
Gaia: *whispers* Those two are so caught up in what they are doing that they won't notice
Baka: All too true
Elrohir: *moans loudly and comes hard in Aduvar's hand*
Aduvar: *Comes too with a cry, face buried in El's shoulder*
Gaia: *grins and claps*
Aduvar: *Blushes*
Elrohir: *glares at his mun*
Aduvar: *Grabs blanket and wraps himself and El in it*
Gaia: my grandma made that one, so no come stains
Baka: *mutters something about "squelch"*
Aduvar: *Unties El*
Elrohir: *wraps his arms around Aduvar*
Aduvar: *Relaxes deeply into those beloved arms*
Elrohir: *snuggles*
Aduvar: *whispers to El* Love you.
Elrohir: *places a finger over Aduvar's lips* Please don't say that yet...*trying to blink away the tears* I'm scared of losing a lover again
Aduvar: *Kisses El's fingers* If that's what you want. *Kisses his tears away too and holds him close.*
Gaia: *thumps Elrohir* You need to trust again!
Aduvar: *Scowls at Gaia* No abusing your muse.
Gaia: I've had enough of his "poor me" attitude because Orophin's mun didn't want to play anymore, and he lost his lover. He should judt get over it and move on, and love you instead.
Aduvar: I'm willing to give him time. I'm willing to give him everything.
Elrohir: *glares at Gaia, then looks at Aduvar* Thank you, melethron.
Aduvar: You're welcome, melethen. Rest now, I'll hold you.
Aduvar - Valar in disguise.
Elrohir - Elf shaman
Gaia - Elrohir's pervy mun
Baka - Aduvar's pervy mun
Aduvar: *Peaks in, looks around*
Gaia: *shows messy apartment*
Aduvar: *Slips in and hides behind the couch*
Gaia: O.o you can fit behind the couch, thought only my cat could do that
Aduvar: *Whispering* Don't tell anyone I'm here - at least, anyone female and ainu.
Gaia: do I want to know
Aduvar: *Shakes head* You don't.
Gaia: okay, you go hide with the fairies under and behind the couch, just beware of a black cat that might try playing with you
Aduvar: Cats are better than *other* options.
Gaia: have you met my cat? he's completely insane
Aduvar: Nice cat.
Gaia: *rolls eyes and leaves the silly Vala to his madness*
Aduvar: You don't know madness, madness is three Valier and several bottles of homebrew. Guess whose wife is one of those?
Gaia: *giggles*
Aduvar: *Peaks out from behind the couch again* Umm... Do you kknow where Elrohir is?
Gaia: *shrugs* Both him and Legolas disappeared
Aduvar: Oh. :( *Mopes*
Gaia: they will come back...eventually...I think they went to beat the person that stole my car into a bloody pulp
Aduvar: Well that's good
Baka: *Hug*
Gaia: hey
Baka: is he still behind your couch?
Gaia: I think so
Baka: mmhmm
Gaia: unless him and Elrohir retreated to my bedroom
Baka: *Listens*
Baka: *Can't hear anything*
Baka: maybe they're asleep
Gaia: if they are, they must be very cramped in my little bed
Baka: *snerk*
Aduvar: *Snuggles peredhel*
Elrohir: *snuggles back and strokes lightly*
Aduvar: *Nibbles*
Elrohir: *moans*
Aduvar: *Kisses*
Gaia: *yells from other room* No snogging unless I get to watch
Aduvar: *Rolls eyes*
Elrohir: *shrugs and giggles, then kisses Aduvar deeper*
Gaia: You know the headboard does have places to tie someone up
Aduvar: *Smirk*
Elrohir: *groans* My mun...
Aduvar: Well it is nice of her to pass on these tidbits... *Starts tying Elrohir up*
Elrohir: eep!
Aduvar: *Kisses again*
Elrohir: *struggles against the bonds but melts into the kiss*
Aduvar: *Strokes his sweet captive as they kiss*
Elrohir: *sighs happily*
Aduvar: *Kisses neck*
Elrohir: *struggles against his bonds, while moaning* This isn't fair
Aduvar: *Smirks, licks El's chest*
Elrohir: *giggles and squarms slightly*
Aduvar: *Nips and licks at El's nipples*
Elrohir: Ai! this is so not fair
Aduvar: What? That I you get to sit back and enjoy?
Elrohir: That I can't touch you in return
Aduvar: I guess that's one torture you'll have to endure. *Kisses again, deeply*
Elrohir: *deepens the kiss*
Aduvar: *Losses self plundering El's sweet mouth.*
Elrohir: *pumps his hips slightly against Aduvar's thigh, while moaning into the kiss*
Aduvar: *Pulls El's hips close torub themselves together*
Elrohir: *gasps*
Aduvar: *hand moves down to grasp both cocks and stroke*
Elrohir: *melts into the touches*
Aduvar: *Thrusts into his own hand, rubbing along El's shaft as well.*
Elrohir: *thrusts along with Aduvar, and opens his mind to share the sensation*
Aduvar: *Sinks deep into their combined pleasure, loving dear the feel of Elrohir's bliss.*
Gaia: *takes pictures and puts them up on ebay*
Baka: *Snerk*
Gaia: *whispers* Those two are so caught up in what they are doing that they won't notice
Baka: All too true
Elrohir: *moans loudly and comes hard in Aduvar's hand*
Aduvar: *Comes too with a cry, face buried in El's shoulder*
Gaia: *grins and claps*
Aduvar: *Blushes*
Elrohir: *glares at his mun*
Aduvar: *Grabs blanket and wraps himself and El in it*
Gaia: my grandma made that one, so no come stains
Baka: *mutters something about "squelch"*
Aduvar: *Unties El*
Elrohir: *wraps his arms around Aduvar*
Aduvar: *Relaxes deeply into those beloved arms*
Elrohir: *snuggles*
Aduvar: *whispers to El* Love you.
Elrohir: *places a finger over Aduvar's lips* Please don't say that yet...*trying to blink away the tears* I'm scared of losing a lover again
Aduvar: *Kisses El's fingers* If that's what you want. *Kisses his tears away too and holds him close.*
Gaia: *thumps Elrohir* You need to trust again!
Aduvar: *Scowls at Gaia* No abusing your muse.
Gaia: I've had enough of his "poor me" attitude because Orophin's mun didn't want to play anymore, and he lost his lover. He should judt get over it and move on, and love you instead.
Aduvar: I'm willing to give him time. I'm willing to give him everything.
Elrohir: *glares at Gaia, then looks at Aduvar* Thank you, melethron.
Aduvar: You're welcome, melethen. Rest now, I'll hold you.