(inspired by
regyt, and the fact that all my cover letters inevitably look like this, with love to
teferi)
Hello,
I saw your posting for [position] on [Craigslist]. I am [sentiment] by the opportunity to [kick ass on your behalf]. With my background in [this] and [that], I believe I would be [awesome] in this role.
I have [definitely actually attached my resume and not just thought about doing so]. I hope to speak with you soon!
[Love and kisses],
[me]