i was already standing in line to marry her

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This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen on Twitter:

@amandapalmer: my duet w/ katy perry will be called "i kissed a girl & i liked it but then i had to deal with her vagina & i didn't know what to do."
about 14 hours ago from web

Thanks gotham_bound for the dearly needed laugh.