adularia: *dies of laughing*
adularia: like, my coworkers are getting concerned
adularia: I couldn't even hang up the phone properly
adularia: oh my god
arjache: ?
adularia: so, $_RELOCATION_COORDINATOR just called me
arjache: oh no.
adularia: oh, no. this is good.
adularia: she calls me, and... we had just been talking about, you know, moving boxes and the couch and stuff. she says "Ok, I'll call you after you deliver"
adularia: I was like "... a COUCH? OW"
arjache: *giggle*
adularia: *is still dying of the awesome*
arjache: at least it'd be somewhat squishy! ...except for the support beams.
adularia: umno.
adularia: NO COUCHES.
arjache: armchair?
adularia: maaaaybe an ottoman. if you ask very nicely.
arjache: papasan chair? beanbag cushion?
arjache: heeee.
adularia: and use lots of furniture lube.
arjache: *giggle*
adularia: NO PAPASAN CHAIRS
arjache: Pledge makes lube now?
arjache: is it lemon-y fresh?