Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz
Every crossword puzzle from every magazine I could find was done before twelve o'clock noon I waited and waited for the phone call with anticipation that would challenge that of a little boy waiting to get off the school bus on the last day The phone rang I gasped she said "Hi" I said "Yes?" they said "Come" I said "Yes" they said "No, come here!" I said "No...here" I said "We should flip for it" they said "Well I already have" I laughed and I grabbed a quarter I said "Call it" they said heads I said tails "It was tails!" I said to them in sheer satisfaction they said "You win, I'll be right over" I said "Stop by and pick up some Hershey's chocolate syrup."
It wasn't tails.