Aug 11, 2003 00:17
10 REASONS WHY ANDREW W.K. IS A LEGEND:
1) He has (to date) 4 song titles with the word "party" in them; "It's Time to Party", "Party Hard", "Party 'til you Puke" and from his new album, "Long Live the Party".
2) He wrote a song for a Kit-Kat commercial with the words "Give me a break!" repeated over and over and over.
3) One of his guitar players wears a hawaiian shirt and goes by the name of "Sgt. Frank".
4) He has a total of 4 guitars in his band, and every guy in his band has long hair, except for the bassist, who is bald and has mutton chops that reach to his mouth.
5) He wears the same white undershirt and tight faded jeans wherever he goes.
6) At the end of every show, every guy in the band with the exception of the drummer is in the pit with their guitars.
7) He barely sings on stage cause he's going nuts the whole time. The background singers sing more than him.
8) All of his songs sound identical, which only means they all rule.
9) At every show he brings a rediculous amount of people up on stage to dance, and puts some of the women up on his shoulders.
10) During Ozzfest last year he takes the stage, and in front of a shitload of serious metalheads goes, "I don't care if I look like an ass, i'm here to have a good time....GET A SHOT OF THIS!!" and proceeds to do the monkey.
I want my livejournal t-shirt, dammit!