A Silver Lining
Having a good time at college seems like the 8th wonder of the world when you go to William Paterson. However sometimes a soft-core porn star will wander in to your classroom, and just for a brief second or two you actually come close to having a good time. So I'm sitting in my sketch comedy writing class with a few other cats; we're a few minutes early and just shootin the shit. Then a figure appears at the door - she asks what class this was and who was teaching it. Then just walks out (??). There's a few seconds of silence. Then one guy goes, "Do0oOD do you know who that is?!" Laughter ensues. It was, of course, Misty Mundae - star of such CLASSIC late-night Skinemax movies such as "Lord of the G Strings" and "Spiderbabe", among others. Yes, even porn stars go to William Paterson, although I'd use the terms "porn" and "star" very loosely here. This led to a firey argument over the fact that the Communications major attracts colorful females such as her while Philosophy is full of rotten ugly fat chicks. While the Philosophy major in the class was in the middle of delivering a monumental 3-minute rant on this important issue, she walks in AGAIN. This time to fish something out of the closet. We felt bad that she probably had overheard what had been said, then came to a unanymous group decision that, by now she is probably used to a classroom full of people erupting in hysterics every time she makes an appearance. So we didn't feel bad anymore.
The point of this whole story folks...well there really isn't a point. Don't go to William Paterson. Or else you'll have to rely on experiences like this to brighten up your day.
The point of this whole story folks...well there really isn't a point. Don't go to William Paterson. Or else you'll have to rely on experiences like this to brighten up your day.