[Event Log] Body Swaparoo

[adstrngndummod]

Characters: EVERYONE
When: December 4th - December 10th
Where: All across Adstringendum
Summary: Ready to walk a mile in someone else's shoes? How about ten other pairs of shoes? That's right, the Animus have decided to force people into different bodies, not just once, but many times over the course of the week!

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Urahara Kisuke || Open

[mere_shopkeeper]

{OOC: Warning: If this perverted shopkeeper swaps with a female...}

/Never heeds warnings

[lystoxiquebise]

[It's probably the worst best time to have latex clothes under the leather coat that's got this buckled cinching thing going on with it. At least she's wearing pants!]

[mere_shopkeeper]

[Oh. Oh god, what is with this clothing? Give him back his loose-fitting clothing please.]

Oh dear...

[lystoxiquebise]

[Holy shit, what is this loose clothing?]

... A guy again? No naffin' luck in this place, is there?

[mere_shopkeeper]

[Have a chuckle as he looks down at himself.]

It is much more interesting for a man to be stuck in a woman's body, I have to admit~

[lystoxiquebise]

[Oh. Right. That.]

Oi, you be careful with those goods.

[mere_shopkeeper]

Oh, I'll be sure to take very good care of them~♥!

[lystoxiquebise]

Don't tell me you're one of those guys...

[Sighs. She's had customers like you.]

Maybe I should go easy on you... This is probably your first time being with such premium goods.

[mere_shopkeeper]

[There's another chuckle and an amused look from the now woman.]

If you would like to think that... Ah, I'm afraid I didn't quite catch your name before all this!

[Because, sorry Lily... He's been with some extremely sexy women.]

[lystoxiquebise]

[Well, she knows how premium she is. She paid premium. Given she's still going through puberty, being seventeen. Oh, and be careful walking. 7" heel ballet boots. The body's used to it, but are you?

And don't mind her, taking a couple steps further back.]

Lily. And yours?

[mere_shopkeeper]

[So 1" getas have got nothing on 7" heels, but Urahara is managing surprisingly well for a man. In fact, he manages to take one wobbly step before giving up and sitting down on the ground to remove those things.

And people say he has weird fashion sense.]

Urahara Kisuke, at your service~!

[lystoxiquebise]

[It's really all about getting the balance right.]

Oi, no undressing the merchandise. I like that outfit, and I'm not getting rubble, glass and whatever else is on the bloody ground stuck in my feet.

[She may think that her fashion and stuff is just a weeeee bit too important.]

[mere_shopkeeper]

Eh?! But I don't mind if you do the same~!

[Just kidding. Partly.]

Would you prefer a twisted ankle instead?

[lystoxiquebise]

...

[Definitely like the those customers.]

Walk carefully. It may surprise you, but a twisted ankle is a lot less damage than what would happen if something broke or got stuck into the skin. You walk in these sandles, so... just find your center of balance.

[law_of_reason]

[Of all the times, of all the events to run into Urahara, this one was probably the worst.

Really should've stayed inside this week.]

[mere_shopkeeper]

[Oh, why hello there Ashisogi Jizō! He hasn't seen you in a while~ No, no candy, sorry.]

Ah, Mayuri-san~!