Characters: Alice Liddell and you When: All Week Where: Alice's dreams Rating: G, PG-13 at the highest Summary: Welcome to Wonderland. Or perhaps you've entered the looking glass?
Advice from a Caterpillarreckless_equineMarch 6 2011, 15:47:20 UTC
Ranma- or rather RANKO - crashes into Wonderland face-first. After a bit of grumbling, she picked herself up while rubbing her face... and then noticed what she was wearing.
"What the hell?!" She screamed in outrage as she looked at the dress she was wearing. A red eyebrow ticked viciously as she glared at the thing like it was the most offensive thing in the world. Knowing her, it probably was right now. She tried to change it, but for some reason all of the clothes in her subspace was replaced by replicas of that thing she was wearing.
"This sucks." She growled to herself as she opened a random door and went in.
As soon as Ranko entered the door he... she was suddenly no more than four inches tall surrounded by grass. Alice was only a few feet away which seemed a terrible distance when one was only four inches tall talking to a caterpillar smoking a hookah.
"...huh?" Ranko blinked, confused as everything suddenly seemed a LOT bigger. Wasn't she taller a while ago? Like... less than a second ago? But then she just shrugged. At least she still had her clothing. "What the heck? Did I just shrink? Well... this IS a dream."
She then decided to explore the place, having nothing better to do. Hopping on a grass leaf, she quickly... erm... grass-hopped in a random direction, enjoying the view of a strange new world in a strange new perspective this trippy dream gave her. Coincidentally, it was the same direction that led to Alice and the caterpillar.
Once she was near enough... she stared as she balanced on a blade of grass, blinking in disbelief one. "Is that a caterpillar who's... smoking something? I wonder if it's Coke or Pot." She asked herself as she stared at the two in confusion.
Darn it, LJ's not notifying me again.reckless_equineMarch 7 2011, 15:00:12 UTC
In response to their question, Ranko gently jumped off the leaf and onto the ground with an elegant flourish. As she stood up, she looked at the two for a second before deciding to speak.
"I'm... Ranko. Ranko Tendo." She said, remembering to use English and not Japanese for these two.
"How do you do, Miss Tendo," Alice remarked as she had never met the other before. She tilted her head at the older woman and wondered idly why such an older girl was wearing a dress exactly like Alice's.
"Confused. Just where is this place, Alice?" Ranko remarked, looking all around her with curious eyes. She was trying her best to ignore the abomination that was forced upon her by this dream, so she really DIDN'T want to think why she had a more risque version of Alice's dress.
She grimaced as the bug blew smoke into her face and leveled and irritated glare at it. That move reminded her too much of Happosai. "Because I want to know where I am."
"...." After she cleared the fact that he -she assumed it was a he- blew smoke into her face, she actually thought about that. Then she realized that technically, there wasn't really any point to her asking where she was, since she was probably in someone's dream world.
"Okay, fine. I guess I already know what I need to know on that front." She said as she took back her question, rolling her eyes as she did so.
"What the hell?!" She screamed in outrage as she looked at the dress she was wearing. A red eyebrow ticked viciously as she glared at the thing like it was the most offensive thing in the world. Knowing her, it probably was right now. She tried to change it, but for some reason all of the clothes in her subspace was replaced by replicas of that thing she was wearing.
"This sucks." She growled to herself as she opened a random door and went in.
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She then decided to explore the place, having nothing better to do. Hopping on a grass leaf, she quickly... erm... grass-hopped in a random direction, enjoying the view of a strange new world in a strange new perspective this trippy dream gave her. Coincidentally, it was the same direction that led to Alice and the caterpillar.
Once she was near enough... she stared as she balanced on a blade of grass, blinking in disbelief one. "Is that a caterpillar who's... smoking something? I wonder if it's Coke or Pot." She asked herself as she stared at the two in confusion.
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"Who are YOU?"
"Who are you?" Alice and the Caterpillar asked in unison though with completely different tones.
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"I'm... Ranko. Ranko Tendo." She said, remembering to use English and not Japanese for these two.
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"Great. How about you, Caterpillar? Do you know where we are?" She asked as she addressed the now-huge insect.
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"Okay, fine. I guess I already know what I need to know on that front." She said as she took back her question, rolling her eyes as she did so.
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